Just found this list and thought I'd contribute my one and only Jesus fic.

Title: Sinking in a Gentle Pool of Wine
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jesus/Judas
Disclaimer: If you don't like, don't read. No offence intended to anyone of any faith
Summary: A sleepless night in Gethsemane

• A shitload of butcher paper to cover my entire kitchen with.


• 12 gallons of distilled water. Probably overkill, but I'm fulfilling my Homeland Security Citizens Requirements for the month.


• A big-ass box of rubber bands.


• Either 2 or 4 square yards of cheesecloth (again, math + headache = ???)


• A couple of cheap coffeemakers.

I posted an article a few days ago entitled "How to brew beer in a
coffee pot." Well, this Sunday I'm going to test out my theory, and
you're all invited. I'll get all of the supplies, including a
cheap-ass coffee maker from Costco or something, hops, wheat, and
whatever else goes into beer, and we'll cook the shit up to see what
the deal is.

Now, what you're coming over for is a fun and creative mess. What
you're NOT coming over for is homemade beer. WTF??? you ask? After
we "brew" the beer in the coffee pot, it has to sit for 5-7 days to
ferment. Therefore, this is a BYOB event since the beer we're making
will not be ready yet, and I pretty much have a full bar if you want
martinis or whatnot.

At this meeting of beer lovers, nay, BIRTHERS, beer birthers, we'll
decide the time and place to get together to savor our culinary
creations (most probably the sunday next).

• 2 lbs of Belgian Pale Ale Malt. This is our base malt. I thought a lighter malt would bring out the flavor better in the specialty malts (we'll see!)


• 1/8 lb Black Patent Malt. Dark. Creamy. Soothing.


• 1/8 lb Belgian Chocolate Malt. How could I not get some Choco Malt?


• 1/8 lb 60-degree Crystal Malt. I have no idea what this is, but I bought it on Kazys' recommendation. He's really nice.


• 1/8 lb Roasted Barley Malt. For extra-creamy goodness.

• Danstar Nottingham. A dry yeast, which should bring out a crisper flavor


• Coopers Ale Yeast. Super malty.


• Wine Yeast. As per the instructions, some basic champaign yeast.


• Muntons Dry Ale Yeast. More dry.

• Hallertauer Hop Pellets.


• Cascade Hop Pellets.

At Kendall College of Chicago this weekend, that will be more a glory than a gag. Connoisseurs of fashion have been rolling the names of clever Belgian designers off the tongue for more than a decade--Dries van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester--but the reputation, and snob appeal, of Belgian beer and cuisine remains more exotic. From a kingdom half the size of Lake Michigan, more than 350 different concerns produce 800 types of beer, over 100 of which will be represented this weekend at Chicago's first Belgian Beer Celebration.

A judge in New York has awarded compensation to a prominent British Columbia family over property the Nazis seized in Austria before the Second World War.

Larry, Mr Larry Laffer, a 40 something all American male, started his adventuring life in the Land of The Lounge Lizards. He has one simple objective - to lose his virginity by sundown and the clock is ticking...

The time is already 22.00 and armed with $94 and a breath spray, Larry has the delights of Lost Wages to explore in his quest to find a woman willing to share a bed with him. Good luck Larry - you'll be needing it!

Hey, I'm some random guy on the net that ran across your story.. way to take a stand! You have press on metafilter.com, and now on my blog, frankcrist.blogspot.com. You should be proud of standing up for your beliefs and yourself, and fuck all those hoes in your home town. You'd think that those Kansans who exemplify this kind of backwards-thinking have had enough bashing in the media over the years, but it looks like you've just delivered another tooth-busting punch in the mouth for intolerant bigots everywhere. Way to go, and if you ever come to Chicago, you've got a beer on me!

No one person has ever achieved rulership over the whole planet. Which states have come closest to this measure? What follows is a table of the 25 largest states and empires to have held sway over the earth at one time or another. The figures for their sizes are approximations for the most part - many of these states held only vague or ill-defined frontiers. The figures given are also drawn from the period of maximum extent for the nation involved

The Phoenix 1000 is a 65-meter (213') personal luxury submarine. The initial design was originally executed for a client and now awaits a buyer. As proposed, the submarine would constitute the single largest private undersea vehicle ever built, and arguably, one of the most significant personal transportation devices of the century.

They had names like "Loopy" Louis hayes, "Suitcase" Jefferson, and "Rocket" Ramblin. What they lacked in technical know-how, the more than made up for in courage and zeal. The courageous heroes of the Old Negro Space Program.

Schiavo

n.

1. Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
2. A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
3. An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"

adj.

1. Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
2. To be in need of a feeding tube.

v. intr.

1. Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

You pick ten people, & it last for one year after you start. I got in just in time to score on Schiavo, the pope, and prince rainier. Fuck Yeah!!