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Frank

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Thursday, June 30, 2005
 
Congrats, You’re An Asshole
Now, let's discuss why that is ...

Urban Asshole Notification Cards
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
 
Needies: Like Rain on a Sunshiny Day
Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.

Are they jealous?
Well, Needies have very complicated relationships. They can be loving, caring companions. But one thing's for sure: they really, really don't like it when another Needie is getting touch and they're not!
 
Photos from Prague
Well, y'all wanted some photos, so here you go. Look at where I've been spending my hard-earned money.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005
 
Tombstone Generator
I found myself unable to actually generate my own tombstone. Then, I found myself unable to generate the tombstone of any people I know. I thought about making one for GW, but I don't feel like having Dick Cheney for president right now.

But you go ahead.
Monday, June 27, 2005
 
The First Online Church of "Bob"
why the hell haven't you taken bob into your heart???

The First Online Church of "Bob"/
Sunday, June 26, 2005
 
I like that after Canadian, is Prision ... I would have thought I had a stronger sense of Victorian, but alas ...

Your Slanguage Profile

Canadian Slang: 75%
Prison Slang: 50%
Victorian Slang: 50%
British Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
Aussie Slang: 0%
New England Slang: 0%
What Slanguage Do You Speak?

Friday, June 24, 2005
 
CNN.com - Review: 'Bewitched' has some magic - Jun 24, 2005
Please enjoy this cock-sucking review of "Bewitched" by Paul Clinton for CNN, and wonder just how a man can be paid in sperm to write shitty movie reviews glossed over for the masses.

CNN.com - Review: 'Bewitched' has some magic - Jun 24, 2005
 
Whatever: Cracking the Flag-Burning Amendment
Genius.

Whatever: Cracking the Flag-Burning Amendment
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
 
Unite for Sin
I couldn't agree more.

The Manila Times Internet Edition | TOP STORIES > Palace tells people: Unite for Sin
 
oneiromancy from On-line Medical Dictionary
Divination by means of dreams.

oneiromancy from On-line Medical Dictionary
 
oneirogmus from On-line Medical Dictionary
I'll let you look this one up.

oneirogmus from On-line Medical Dictionary
 
nightmare from On-line Medical Dictionary
oneirodynia gravis -->
nightmare

1. A fiend or incubus formerly supposed to cause trouble in sleep.

2. A condition in sleep usually caused by improper eating or by digestive or nervous troubles, and characterised by a sense of extreme uneasiness or discomfort (as of weight on the chest or stomach, impossibility of motion or speech, etc), or by frightful or oppressive dreams, from which one wakes after extreme anxiety, in a troubled state of mind; incubus.

3. Hence, any overwhelming, oppressive, or stupefying influence.

Origin: Night + mare incubus. See Mare incubus.

Source: Websters Dictionary

nightmare from On-line Medical Dictionary
 
Dictionary.com/oneirophrenia
Dictionary.com/oneirophrenia
Sunday, June 19, 2005
 
Time to eat
"I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a plate of grashoppers?"

"No, I asked for an order of the gorilla."
Monday, June 13, 2005
 
Googlefight.com

Much time wasting fun to be had.

OJ Simpson vs Homer J Simpson
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
 
I actually thought I'd be more Republican than this.

I am:
28%
Republican.
"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

 
Anti-telemarketing EGBG Counterscript
Yes well, if I cared enough to talk to the person in the first place, this might be fun. But as it is, I don't want car insurance for a automobile I don’t have. I don’t want siding on my house as I live in an apartment. And if I wanted to donate to your fund, I would have already done it, so leave me alone.
 
Muffin Films
It just makes me wonder, if these are homework projects and personal obsessions taken to that next level. #5 Muffinesque is one of the better ones.
 
The Official Watching Paint Dry Webcam
Now all we need is the official watching grass grow ... or better yet, the official watching a body decompose site ...
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
 
Mo Kin
Mo Kin

Three year old prodigy on some kind of happy juice plays the xylophone with glee. It will make you happy. If it doesn't, you're jaded, and you should get a life.

She's three, damnit. When my kids were three, they were still peeing in their pants and drooling. WTF? Where did I go wrong?
 
HumanDescent > HOME
HumanDescent > HOME

More of these unbelievably creepy fucked-up/with photos. I can't look at them after 7 p.m., especially when I've been drinking. The third or fourth one down is FUCKED UP. I can't go back and look to count so that I can tell you exactly which one it is, but I'm pretty sure you'll know when you see it.

Not gonna be able to sleep tonight.
 
infernal device
infernal device

Frank will like this. And maybe you will too, whoever you are. And if you don't like it, I might just have to get you with the old Heretic's Fork. Heh. I think I may have to get me one of those.
 
HITMAN - Professional Killings (Contract Killers and Assassins)
HITMAN - Professional Killings (Contract Killers and Assassins)

Finally. As they say, "Permanent Solutions to Common Problems." Now if I only had $50,000 to spare.
Saturday, June 04, 2005
 
Spy Games
Techniques for communicating between authentic Spy-brand (tm) spies. Didn't we know all of this already from watching The X-Files? (puts a masking tape "X" in alley window...)

Link
 
Team Lorio
These two Dutch fellas are great. At first I thought that maybe they were film majors with all the montage-fade-sequences. But you can read their bios for more of who they are. The site itself is great. Watch the Lord of the Rings parodies ... some of it is so bad ... and it is in your best interest to stay and watch the credits. Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith. Otherwise, the special features is somewhat entertaining, I’m just in awe of the general quality (but that’s just me maybe).

Then, if you make it through the parodies, go ahead and watch a few episodes of the Yu-Gi-Oh, as it has nothing to do with the show really, just a composite of random images and such thrown together for an almost-storyline. Enjoy.
Friday, June 03, 2005
 
Dead Babies with Freezer Burn
From the article:
Police in Austria say the bodies of at least three newborn children have been found in the community freezer of an apartment building.

I'm hungry.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
 
ClickRed
A frustrating little game where the objetive is to click on the red object in the picture.

Link
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
 
Hoogerbrugge
Hmmmmm

Link
 
1D Tetris
2D? 3D?? Screw all of that. I like my tetris 1D.

Link
 
Gift Wrap for Every Occasion
From "skulls" and "biohazard" to "I hope this makes up for me f*ing your siser and/or brother" ... 4 sheets for $10, what a deal ... or I'll just stick with my way. (My way being newspaper and ductape).
 
Bang Bang
Ah yes the ever-angry sounding Germans, a lovely little band called Rammstein plays the soundtrack for this little bit-o-fun. Blowing up "LMAOplane"s and "TTYL" bombs over "LOL" buildings. Quite an end to finals week.

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