Woo Hoo! Let's try making money by feeding on the desires of people to appear to be more "religious" or devout than they actually are.

I have been told (over and over again) that man was made in God's image.

So how come we're all so damn different?

I think I'll buy one of these and nail it to a cross and stick it in my garden as a lawn ornament. I bet I can get my husband to rig something up so that when people walk by, Jesus' phrases blare out from a loudspeaker hidden in a tree.
 

Viki, that would scare the shit out of me if Jesus jumped out of a tree and started preaching bible verse. I guess if I visit you I'd have to wear a tin-foil anti-Jesus beanie to protect myself from the mind-controlling Christ-waves.

And the whole "made in god's image" thing... I've never gotten a straight answer to: does god have tits or a dick? And if he (she? it??) has both, then why don't I? Which makes a very interesting case for male homosexuality, if you think about it, but I don't know about the women...
 

I had many of the same questions, Frank. Which is why I got banned from the lame little church groups my parents sent me to (of course, I only agreed because we got to go on "retreats" where we drank hard liquor out of the bottle and made out with all the boys.)
 

Dang! We never got to do shit like that during our church retreats. We, like, prayed and sang songs and stuff. BORING.