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Frank

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
 
The Meatrix
You can even watch with subtitles!
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
 
When you were a kid, was Atari the big thing?
It was when I was a kid. And in eighth grade, my parents went out of town and I had a party while my grandma babysat us, but she was too old to come down into the basement. I just snuck everybody in through the basement window and told them to stay away from the area at the bottom of the stairs, so if Grandma peeked down the stairs, she wouldn't see anything.

So while I was sneaking all these kids in through the basement window, a couple of them accidentally stepped on our Atari and broke it.

My brothers have literally NEVER forgiven me. In fact, I think I'll buy one of those stupid Atari joysticks that have some of the old-timey games inside, and you hook it up to the TV and you can play pong and all, for each of my brothers for Christmas.

And I think I'll buy one for myself, too. So I can do this:

How to make a Joystick out of your Joystick

As seen on Boing Boing.
 
I did a bad thing...
last weekend. After making it through the turkey-drenched, giblet-guzzling holiday of Thanksgiving without consuming a drop of meat, I wolfed down two cold, day-old White Castle hamburgers and fucking loved every second of it. So, I'm trying to decide if I'm a vegetarian anymore. Any suggestions? So far, I'm down to: virtual reality meat eating, flexitarianism, and kiddie porn.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
 
Are YOU ready to have sex?
I only made it to question 24 and wanted to throw my monitor out of a tall building. But I think the point of this is not only to make kids hate sex, but to make them so uncomfortable with their own sexuality that they can't even fucking look at themselves in the shower. Great going, assholes.
Monday, November 21, 2005
 
Wild Christmas Lights
I hope they take musical requests.
 
Mommy Fetish, Line One
So, what's a nice girl like me doing on a 1-900 line like this?
Tales of a call girl.
 
Erotic Spanking
Complete with 19th century images!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
 
Monaco's Prince Albert enthroned
Best headline evar.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
 
Hey ladies, wanna pee standing up?
Or poop...
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
 
PervScan: Genetic Sexual Attraction Syndrome
I'm proud of hating my brother!
There’s such double-standards. Gay people are practically *applauded* for their behaviour, yet “incestuals” are condemned. At least the incest people don’t make a big song-and-dance about what they do. At least they don’t shove it in everyone else’s faces, like gays do. And at least they don’t ponce around in stupid TV shows - “Incest Eye for the Father Guy”.

 
becomingagun.com
Philosophy and strategy for learning Japanese (or any language, but specifically Japanese).
Monday, November 14, 2005
 
Welcome to Luciferous Logolepsy
a collection of over 9,000 obscure english words. Though the definition of
an "english" word might seem to be straightforward, it is not.

Saturday, November 12, 2005
 
Do Not Trust Louis Pasteur
because moths suck.
Friday, November 11, 2005
 
Fireworks Sparklers Pyro Pyrotechnic Chemicals Books Videos How to Make Fireworks Fuse
Uh.. components for HomEmADE FIREWORKS YESSSSSS!!!!
 
programming:cpp [the eTheist wiki]
I know that, no matter how hard I try to stay away from computer programming, one day I will have to learn C++. Well, this tutorial is how I'm going to do it.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
 
For the Love of a Manatee
I guess this is what happens when you love a manatee too much?
 
Phuck-a-mon the movie
I ... er ... just ... no words.

I know what phuckamon you would be.

I'll cut you bitch.

Leather king, go!

Bondage fairy .... Kinky-kat


Monday, November 07, 2005
 
NaNoWriMoMeToo!
I had a class with Frank last year when he was doing NaNoWriMo, and swore that I would do it too when it came around this year.

Of course, now that I've committed myself, my laptop has gone back in the shop 2 hours after I picked it up from its month-long visit to the shop. I'm sharing a computer with two kids and a husband with a penchant for classic-car and duck-hunting message boards.

I haven't even started my nanowrimo novel, and it's a week in to the process.

I blame Best Buy and the Geek Squad.

It's not my damn fault.

If I do get around to doing it, I'll post a link.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
 
NaNoWriMo!
November is National Novel Writing Month.. a contest where you have to write 50,000 words in 30 days! Your blogger extroirdanaire, namely, yours truly, is a member of this great and festive event (that is well-known for making widows and divorcees) and thus will be blogging much less during November. Feel free to post your own links, or email us links $

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