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Friday, August 12, 2005
Beware Jerk-O-Meter
From the article:
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are developing software for cell phones that would analyze speech patterns and voice tones to rate people -- on a scale of 0 to 100 percent -- on how engaged they are in a conversation.
Anmol Madan, who led the project while he pursued a master's degree at MIT, sees the Jerk-O-Meter as a tool for improving relationships, not ending them. Or it might assist telephone sales and marketing efforts.
Yeah... this is some evil shit.
Thanks Kamran!
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I don't need no stinking jerk-o-meter. I can tell when someone's not paying attention to me. And then I slap them.
Stupid invention.
Stupid invention.
# posted by 
: 1:23 PM
: 1:23 PM
Yeah, and I'm sure the world will really appreciate it's uses for "telephone sales and marketing efforts."
Telemarketer: ..so, sir, how does the deal sound to you?
Me: Huh? Oh, uh, I dunno.
Telemarketer: Sir, my jerk-o-meter reading shows that you aren't paying proper attention to this phone conversation. You do realize that, by law, I can now send a S.W.A.T. team over to your house.
Me: Ah, um...
[Sounds of breaking glass; rifle fire.]
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Telemarketer: ..so, sir, how does the deal sound to you?
Me: Huh? Oh, uh, I dunno.
Telemarketer: Sir, my jerk-o-meter reading shows that you aren't paying proper attention to this phone conversation. You do realize that, by law, I can now send a S.W.A.T. team over to your house.
Me: Ah, um...
[Sounds of breaking glass; rifle fire.]
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