Friday, March 18, 2005
Test your booze knowledge. Just try to beat me
Bourbon Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (104). |
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
99 Bananas. What the hell is that? Sounds like a chick drink to me. And I ain't no chick. At least when it comes to booze of choice. Right, Frank?
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I hate to brag, but...
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
You scored higher than 75% on proof
You scored higher than 96% on beer index
You scored higher than 92% on wine index
You scored higher than 92% on liquor index
...bartending school pays off at last...
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
You scored higher than 75% on proof
You scored higher than 96% on beer index
You scored higher than 92% on wine index
You scored higher than 92% on liquor index
...bartending school pays off at last...
Let's take a closer look at the breakdowns, here, shall we?
You only have me beat in proof, by quite a bit, I admit, but then, I don't really give a cahootie about proof.
I've got you beat on the rest, pal, so just you watch it.
I'm coming perilously close to having to challenge you to a drink off, and we really don't want to go down that road, now, do we, Frank?
You only have me beat in proof, by quite a bit, I admit, but then, I don't really give a cahootie about proof.
I've got you beat on the rest, pal, so just you watch it.
I'm coming perilously close to having to challenge you to a drink off, and we really don't want to go down that road, now, do we, Frank?
haha.. easy killer.. I think you need to look at those numbers again:
Proof:
Viki: 125
Frank: 139
Beer:
Viki: 120
Frank 120
Wine:
Viki: 83
Frank: 100
Liquor:
Viki: 104
Frank: 104
I back down from no contests involving drink. However, with that in mind, I can only imagine that we'll be seeing each other in the emergency room, having our stomachs pumped in ajoining gurneys. Because I know for a fact that we're a couple of salty bastards.
Proof:
Viki: 125
Frank: 139
Beer:
Viki: 120
Frank 120
Wine:
Viki: 83
Frank: 100
Liquor:
Viki: 104
Frank: 104
I back down from no contests involving drink. However, with that in mind, I can only imagine that we'll be seeing each other in the emergency room, having our stomachs pumped in ajoining gurneys. Because I know for a fact that we're a couple of salty bastards.
"Friendly" drinking contests don't need rules and referees... just a ride home and a cup of coffee when you get there. ;)
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