Thursday, November 16, 2006
Jaleel White is not dead
Urkle? Yeah. He's alive. So quit telling me that he killed himself.
Speaking about his "suicide":
White, now handsome and 30, a UCLA film school grad, a man who didn't squander his money or end up on America's Most Wanted alongside other fallen child stars, was alive and well and, as you might imagine, royally pissed.