I think that flexitarianism is the way to go, especially if you're a vegetarian for health reasons as opposed to animal rights reasons (like it says in the flexitarianism msnbc article).

If occasionally you have some meat, that's not so bad.

Of course, if I were you, I'd go someplace like Morton's or Gibson's and order myself a filet mignon, rare, with a salad and a baked potato, and as every succulent, bloody bite melted in my mouth, I'd say things like (and yes, I'd say them with my mouth full of bloody meat) "vegetarians are so stooopid!"

MMmmmmm meat.