Fractal breakdown of every possible game of tic-tac-toe
Needs a higher resolution version, but the animated image is awesome.
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10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
Yes! I've been saying these things all along! For example:

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

True, and very necessary for our times.
- posted by frank crist @ 3:41 PM 0 comments

 
Mr. Sulu is a Fag
No, really. George Takei, portrayer of that deep-throated and serious of Asian crewmates aboard the USS-Enterprise, has revealed that, yes, he is actually gay, and has been for years and years. And now the game has become: spot the gay moments in episodes of Star Trek! One drink for a gesture, two drinks for a phrase!
- posted by frank crist @ 3:29 PM 0 comments

 
Shingo - Google Video
Rolling bomber special!
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How to learn difficult things
Wow. This paper is smart. A concise and eloquent take on effective learning, in three principles.
- posted by frank crist @ 3:05 PM 0 comments

 
Rejection Hotline
Call the number, the automatic message is f'n funny.

It Could Always Suck More: 781-382-3756

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Tom DeLay Mug Shot
The smiling face of a racketeer.
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Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack
According to "America's Finest News Source":

A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.

Have I not harped about this same subject? :(
- posted by frank crist @ 6:46 PM 0 comments

 
IOL: Hypnotist gets away with thousands of pounds
You are getting sleepy, soo sleepy [put the money in the bag, bitch], soo sleepy, you think you are a chicken [and show me your titty], but you will remember nothing when you AWAKE! *snap*
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Duck and Cover
I am having too much fun with Google video.

From the U.S. Federal Civil Defense Administration.

Famous Civil Defense film for children in which Bert the Turtle shows what to do in case of atomic attack.
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Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall
Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall: "the extensive test market studies that resulted in 102 unwanted pooch pregnancies and 15 near- choking incidents justified the recall."
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Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall
"Meat-flavored" condoms for dogs? Uh...

the extensive test market studies that resulted in 102 unwanted pooch pregnancies and 15 near- choking incidents justified the recall.

Meat-flavored????
- posted by frank crist @ 9:54 AM 0 comments

 
RATS ON COCAINE
The most disturbing flash cartoon I hope to see all day. Basically, two rats, Cage and Alice, are total asshole coke fiends. I weep for the amount of planning and execution that went into this and almost want to like it...
- posted by frank crist @ 9:47 AM 0 comments

 
Getting Ill with Windows' sounds
All those annoying windows 95 sounds, and the soundtrack claims to be made entirely in sndrec32.exe. Dude. Get a girlfriend.
- posted by frank crist @ 9:40 AM 0 comments

 
Soldiers of the Hidden Imam
A great article on the differences between the public Iran, where kowtowing to the Ayatollah and religious fascism is mandatory, and the private Iran, where, according to the author:

I also got a taste of life behind the high garden walls of the houses of the middle and upper class, where the hijab immediately comes off and opinions are scathingly contemptuous of the aging revolutionary Islamic zeal of the country's new president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Within minutes of my arrival at one such house, bikini-clad women were teasingly inviting me to come naked into the swimming pool, while the men offered me a drink from a bottle marked "Ethanol 98% proof."

Is it just me, or does Iran sound like Kansas?
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Day of the Dead - Zombie Biology
One of the most important fact sheets you'll read this year. Be prepared for the impending zombie hoards!
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret
A rather...interesting...interview with author, Margaret Atwood, in which she talks about colds, jealous peers--everything except for her actual writing.
- posted by frank crist @ 4:51 PM 0 comments

 
Positive Ape Index
AKA the blog of the artist Coop.
- posted by frank crist @ 10:49 PM 0 comments

 
Xena and Gabrielle forever
Reported 10th planet Xena has moon named Gabrielle. A sign that the universe it playing a joke on us all. Thank you.
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Big Vehicles Crash
This is a page of examples of what happens when semi-trucks run into things. Carnage.
- posted by frank crist @ 11:56 AM 0 comments

 
Oh Wicked Wanda!
A complete archive of the Wicked Wanda comix from Penthouse during the 70s.
- posted by frank crist @ 6:08 PM 0 comments

 
Baby Sloths
...ARE FUCKING ADORABLE!
- posted by frank crist @ 1:52 PM 0 comments