Easy come, easy go:

http://www.savoycinemas.co.uk/nottsindex.php?page=lowdown
Tom Cruise has slammed false allegations which claimed he believes he is a reincarnated Scientology prophet. The Hollywood actor was alleged to have said he has lived several times before and has currently been re-born as a prophet destined to spread the teachings of the Church of Scientology - of which he is a devout follower. A hoax 'interview' quotes Cruise as saying: 'I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, the uninformed masses.' In the fictitious 'interview', Cruise is also reported as saying he had dated current fianc�e Katie Holmes in a previous life, claiming she visited him while he was 'in prison'. Furious Tom has denied the claims insisting the 'quotes' are the work of internet hoaxers, determined to ridicule his belief in the sci-fi cult. Last night (24.08.05), a spokesman for 43-year-old actor said: 'This interview is a total fabrication. Tom did not say those things.'
 

...um, they have wonderful places for people like Tom...

and men in white jackets will take good care of him.

There coming to take him away, ha ha
There coming to take him away, he he...
 

Yes, the home for the (beautiful and) mentally disturbed, lol.