Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
Well, piss on my face and ram a synthetic fist up my rectum, pornography is becoming illegal again! That's right, the FBI is conducting a new operation to crack down on porn--that would be the consenting adult variety, made by adults for adults--in a new effort to "protect children and families." The idea is that they've diverted a pod of agents to become porn surfers, and identify the types that are most offensive to juries, and thus the most likely to be given guilty verdicts.

So get your cream-pies, golden showers, and midget sodomy while you can, perverts and deviants of the world, and realize that, yes, you may indeed be shot and killed (while resisting arrest) because you like to wank to completely legal and consenting images. God bless the new American Taliban (and God smite all of her enemies.)
- posted by frank crist @ 4:09 PM