Okay, at first I was happy that my husband started quoting Napoleon Dynamite, because that meant he'd be quoting John Wayne movies less.

Then it got annoying.

I think this, this wonderful Napoleon Dynamite soundboard, might be the key to our marriage happiness for at least the next two months.

He'll hear how annoying he is, because he'll sit at his computer clicking on all those quotes, and he'll realize, surely, that he sounds like an, like an,

shit.

He sounds like an IDIOT.

If he tells the kids to make a damn quesadilla one more time after they complain of being hungy, I'm going to shoot him. I can't even remember how to properly pronounce quesadilla anymore.

Thanks, KJ. I think you've saved the next two months of my marriage.