Thursday, July 28, 2005
A Brief Brief History of Time
Here is a summarization of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time. It's pretty long even for the 2xBrief, but has gems like:
Newton: Haaaaaang on a minute. If I've got gravity holding shit together, I don't need Aristotle's crystal balls. This means that the stars might be, like, really far away. And, like, go on for ever.
Newton's flatmate: WTF d00d, stay off the wild mushrooms!
Newton: But, right, if they go on forever, then my shiny gravity means that the Universe will collapse under its own weight.
Newton's flatmate: Seriously, Isaac, no more opium on your cornflakes.