Yeah, me too, because after I gorge myself on chocolate in the Nestle tent and fire myself up in the Red Bull tent (I wonder if those are still there!), I want to go to Club KISS (Club CREEPY. What do kids need to go to a Club KISS for?). Then, after some relaxation in the Massage Therapy Center (does Michael do the massages himself, I wonder?), I really hope to be invited into the "restricted" Main Residence. Yeah, restricted to little boys who will let a nasty little over-processed sub-human touch their monkeys.

Ewwww. Yuck.
 

To answer that question, let's look at the lyrics to the popular MJ song, "The Way you make me feel":

Hey Pretty Baby With The
High Heels On
You Give Me Fever
Like I've Never, Ever Known

He is, of course, talking about a literal baby in this passage.