Thursday, March 10, 2005
Susan DeNucci and the miracle of life
From Craig's List:
Yesterday morning around 5am Susan DeNucci of Kittery,Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
It goes downhill from there, prompting the comment from KJ: "Can't she just get a cucumber like everyone else."
Yikes.
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