Thursday, February 24, 2005
The Collector
Allow me to say: Jesus Christ. This guy has a collection of just about every type of crap that you could imagine. It's... unholy.
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Unholy is right!
First of all, I want to know who dusts all that crap.
Second, I want to know if he has any kids-how torturous it must be not to be able to play with any of dad's toys. I want to find him and bring my kids over to his house. Everything would be broken in a matter of minutes.
Third, I'd like to have a garage sale and have him show up and just by pure luck have the one remaining whatever he needs to complete his collection, and I want to drive him mad by bargaining, and then decide that I want to keep the item for myself.
Ha!
BTW, hope your semester is going well so far, Frank and KJ!
First of all, I want to know who dusts all that crap.
Second, I want to know if he has any kids-how torturous it must be not to be able to play with any of dad's toys. I want to find him and bring my kids over to his house. Everything would be broken in a matter of minutes.
Third, I'd like to have a garage sale and have him show up and just by pure luck have the one remaining whatever he needs to complete his collection, and I want to drive him mad by bargaining, and then decide that I want to keep the item for myself.
Ha!
BTW, hope your semester is going well so far, Frank and KJ!
Oh, and did you notice how all the books in his "library" seem very shiny and new?
Methinks someone has a touch of OCD.
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Methinks someone has a touch of OCD.
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