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This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't
read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window.
She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't
repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions."
She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?"
And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"


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Here you go:

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

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my address: grongnak@hotmail.com

joke:

A New Yorker in a bar leans over to the out-of-towner next to him. "Hey buddy," he says, "Wanna hear a dittohead joke?"

The man replies, "Before you say it, you should know that I am a 'dittohead', my friend here is a 'dittohead', and so is my other friend over here. Are you sure you still want to tell a 'dittohead' joke?"

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
 

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One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
 

OK, that's it.

Thanks for the ha has!
 

Thanks!

-grong nak
 

Well, since The Cunning Linguist states on his blog "I have tons of gmail invites", I shall assume he doesn't need one. One left for a joke, and if you're too late here, then try his blog (posted above), but his rules are much harder than mine.
 

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