Wednesday, July 21, 2004
The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants
The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants
It's true, and it's the most refreshing religion since Discordianism.
Look, this is more than a joke--it's a way of life. Go read the tenets and tell me that they don't make an excellent ethos for everyday life?
FROM THE BOOK OF OPPOSITE DAY:
You can surprise the hell out of someone by throwing a birthday party for them when it isn't their birthday.
FROM THE BOOK OF WORMY:
Insect faces are frightening when elarged.
FROM THE BOOK OF PATTY HYPE:
People ultimately go to a restaurant for the food.
[via a lead on fark]